Sep 30, 2008

Battle of the Brainless Part 3

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Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster of Asia? (Eugene Torre)
Contestant: Carole KING? (King)
Host:Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN? (Queen)
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA? (Queen/Reyna)
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani? (Bishop)
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT? (Knight)
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS? (Pawns)
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!


Host: Sino ang National Hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? Clue,may initials na N.A. (Ninoy Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nag-e-end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Dati siyang Senador.
Contestant: Si Former Senator Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI NORA AUNOR???!!!

Host: What "K" is the national animal of the Philippines? (Kalabaw)
Contestant: Kuto?
Host: Hinde. Clue, it tills the land.
Contestant: Kutong Lupa!

Host: What is the national bird of the Philippines? Clue: Starts with the letter "M" (Maya)
Contestant: Manok?
Host: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito.
Contestant: Piniritong manok?
Host: Hindi, nagtatapos sa letter "A"
Contestant: Piniritong manoka?
Host: Hindi, mas maliit pa sa manok.
Contestant: Maggie chicken cube?

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